This one is classic! Some lady is getting her mail out of her mailbox when her friend shows up to console her about the loss of her family member, and she just so happens to pull the first life insurance check out of her mailbox at that very instant! Wow, what are the chances? But it’s perfect timing, because just as she was beginning to be reminded of her loss and starting to feel bummed out about it, bingo!: This check appears to make her feel all better about it because now she can finally cash in on the death! Awesome! And you can cash in on the death of your loved ones too when you insure them with Colonial Penn life insurance! Cha-ching! (<That’s a cash register sound effect, for those of you who were confused.)
