Ha! I knew it! That E-Trade baby is a culturally insensitive bigot! He’s making fun of his tailor with an offensive fake pidgin-English Italian accent! That proves he’s intolerant! Patronizing immigrants, eh? (He must be a Republican, right Bill Maher? Well, he is a rich stock trader, so there you are.) Your cute little baby stardom will come crashing down around your diapers and smash your smartphone when the “PC Police” get wind of this! Mark my words! Or is there some kind of double-standard where babies are allowed to ridicule minority groups because they’re cute or something? (It’s hard to keep track of all the political correctness rules and loopholes sometimes, so I hope I didn’t get this one wrong…)
Here’s the ad where the E-Trade baby tips his racist hand:
