Friday, May 20, 2011

Herman Cain’s Big Lie

Today in an interview about President Obama’s Israel-Palestine peace talks speech, Herman Cain said that Obama wants to force Israel back to borders that last existed 45 years ago. That is a blatant and outrageous falsehood! The 1967 war was only 44 years ago, not 45! This is such an outrageous statement by Herman Cain because there are lots of men and women who were born in 1967 and are very unhappy about the fact that they are getting older! And now, with this distortion of facts, Herman Cain is making them feel an entire year older! What an insensitive jerk! And this guy wants us to elect him president?

What’s he going to do next to try to win over voters? Will he promise college kids he’ll raise the drinking age to 35 if he’s elected? Will he promise women that they will be required to reveal their actual ages publicly every year upon reaching the age of 30? Will he lower the mandatory retirement age to 50, but then raise the Medicare and Social Security ages to 80? He’s already revealed his hand about trying to make everyone upset about how old they are, so what else is he going to lie to try to make us feel bad about?