Folks, everyone knows that Hollywood is a cesspool of warped liberal “values” peopled by traitors trying to destroy America, right? (That’s why it’s so glamorous!) Of course they do! So it’s only natural that fundamentalist Christian conservative anti-abortion activists get no programming aimed at them, while hippie environmentalists get awesome superheroes like Captain Planet to inspire their kids just because they possess the “correct” ideology. It’s so unfair!
Well, I’m here to help! I recognize the unfairness of indoctrination-oriented über-liberal hero characters like Captain Planet (ironically) polluting our nation’s airwaves, while conservative values are being actively ignored and discarded, and so I’ve created a superhero character to help inspire the next generation of pro-life activists! Who could it be, this defender of the unborn? Why, it’s “The Miscarriage of Justice”!
Yes, it’s The Miscarriage of Justice: Conceived in an illegal genetic experiment gone wrong conducted by evil liberals, they tried to abort him to hide their crimes, but his super-powers made him invincible! He escaped their nefarious attempts to abort him, and flew out of the womb in gloriously glowing warp speed to protect and uphold the carrying-to-term of all defenseless fetuses throughout the world! Yes, wherever the sanctity of life (i.e.: fetuses, embryos) is threatened by God-hating liberals trying to use His work for the malicious purposes of curing diseases like Parkinson’s Disease and Alzheimer’s through malevolent schemes like embryonic stem cell research, The Miscarriage of Justice is there: righting the wrongs, foiling abortionists and people who support a woman’s right to choose, defeating mad doctors and evil scientists, and destroying liberal plots like birth control, teaching evolution, and “discovering” things through scams like scientific research! So pass out a cigar to celebrate the birth of a true conservative superhero for the home-schooled kids amongst us: The Miscarriage of Justice!
(This is all just a silly joke, I hope you all understand...)
(This is all just a silly joke, I hope you all understand...)
