New Soy Brands?

Soy Delicioso: A brand of soy milk aimed at young people and the Hispanic market. (<This one is a serious suggestion. The next two are not.)

Soy Sorry: Oh, soy sorry, it’s not real meat, it’s soy faux meat!

Bad Soy!: A brand of intentionally bad-tasting soy-based fake meat products intended to punish children at dinnertime when they have been naughty.

Soy Disgusting: With a taste so unique, you will scream: "That's Soy Disgusting!"