I’m afraid it turns out that part of that helicopter that got left behind in Pakistan is really strategically important, super-secret, and it’s critical to keep it away from the Chinese, because if they got their hands on it, they could reverse-engineer it and make their own secret stealth helicopters. It’s in the tail, the news media has helpfully informed China in their attempt to aid the Chinese in overthrowing our country. Um, I mean, they told us because it’s an important news story. They don’t want us going to the trouble of worrying about the wrong part falling into the wrong hands: better just to let us know what the important secret part is, so we can stop worrying about all the other parts. See? It’s really for our own good that they’re helping the enemy.
