A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Friday, August 10, 2012
Chevy's "Love It or Return It" Guarantee
For the first time, according to their ads, Chevy is offering their new policy: The "Love It or Return It" Guarantee. This means that if you don't like your new Chevy, you can bring it back and get your money back (see fine print, I'll bet!). This is a change from the usual new car policy from most companies: The "Once We're Rid Of It, You're Stuck With It" Guarantee, which says that once you sign for it, they won't take it back, no matter what! (That might even have been Chevy's previous policy, but I don't know that for sure.)