As we all know, many people use Facebook. It seems to be the
big “it” thing for everyone to do. It was recently reported that many Facebook
pages are not even for real people. In fact, some people might even have
Facebook pages made of them without their knowledge or consent. And some people
might prefer the obscurity of not using Facebook to the marketing exploitation
that Facebook use is apparently all about. That’s why now there’s Effacebook,
the service that lets you efface yourself from Facebook, and all other Internet
searches.
Yes, remove yourself from the public scrutiny of Internet
existence with Effacebook! If you’re tired of being remembered for that time
you pooped your pants in elementary school, the time you got blackout drunk and
streaked through high school, getting yourself put on the sex offender
registry, or the time you denied the baby was yours only to have a DNA test
prove you were lying, get on Effacebook: we’ll quietly remove all your Internet
profiles for you so you can retreat back into your self-imposed hermitlike
obscurity once again! That’s Effacebook: sign up today!
(I don’t know of an actual service called Effacebook that
does this kind of thing, but maybe there ought to be one?)
