Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Effacebook

As we all know, many people use Facebook. It seems to be the big “it” thing for everyone to do. It was recently reported that many Facebook pages are not even for real people. In fact, some people might even have Facebook pages made of them without their knowledge or consent. And some people might prefer the obscurity of not using Facebook to the marketing exploitation that Facebook use is apparently all about. That’s why now there’s Effacebook, the service that lets you efface yourself from Facebook, and all other Internet searches.

Yes, remove yourself from the public scrutiny of Internet existence with Effacebook! If you’re tired of being remembered for that time you pooped your pants in elementary school, the time you got blackout drunk and streaked through high school, getting yourself put on the sex offender registry, or the time you denied the baby was yours only to have a DNA test prove you were lying, get on Effacebook: we’ll quietly remove all your Internet profiles for you so you can retreat back into your self-imposed hermitlike obscurity once again! That’s Effacebook: sign up today!

(I don’t know of an actual service called Effacebook that does this kind of thing, but maybe there ought to be one?)