When I was in school, there was some pro wrestler named Ric
Flair, who called himself “The Nature Boy”. Now I know he’s still around, so it
makes me wonder: how can a natural food company expect everyone to think their
stuff is natural if it’s not sponsored by “Nature Boy” Ric Flair? And
especially if the brand has the word “nature” in its name, how can anyone
believe them if “Nature Boy” Ric Flair is not their spokesman? Plus, he could
say: “It’ll make you big and strong like ‘The Nature Boy’!” Especially with a
company like Nature Made, that makes vitamins and stuff, shouldn’t they have
some big strong guy with a nickname like “Nature Boy” to endorse their products
and show how healthy they make the people who use them? So come on, Nature
Made, get Ric Flair to be your spokesman; then you could have him say: “You
know it’s Nature Made, because ‘The Nature Boy’ says so!” Then he could pop a
vitamin tablet and say: “Whoo!”
