Hey, here in much of America, if you want to ride a bike, you've got to wear a helmet; because, you know, you might hurt yourself. But after a lifetime of bicycle riding, I think my head has been in jeopardy way less than the heads of the Olympic divers, who spin around and stuff in the air, with their heads barely missing the diving boards/platforms. (Some Olympic divers have actually hit their heads before!) And this diving stuff is way more dangerous than bicycle riding, so can we really afford to not require bicycle helmets for Olympic divers? Clearly it is our obligation to protect these reckless divers from themselves!
So then I'm sure we all agree: We must pass a law requiring helmets for divers from now on! And since this is such a moral obligation, we must invade and conquer any country that refuses to implement this new law, because if we don't, some people might hurt their heads! Plus, we can leave behind lots of army helmets when we leave, and they can just use them for diving: clearly a win/win for everyone involved! So quick: let's make them all make that rule, (before anyone hurts themselves)!
