Hey, we all know by now about how the US Anti-Doping Agency
has moved to ban Lance Armstrong from cycling for life and to strip him of all
his career wins, and all over some hearsay evidence from anonymous witnesses.
Well, this whole headache has been going on for years, with some American guy
at the USADA determined to destroy one of the all-time great American athletes
and forever stain American athletic achievement no matter what the cost. So
with such an incredible legacy of persecution, maybe Lance Armstrong could do
ads for motorcycles and say: “You know, you don’t have to pedal a bike yourself
to get places. If only I had just ridden a motorcycle, I would have avoided all
of this trouble! And I would have arrived faster, too!” Then he could end with:
“(Whatever brand of) Motorcycles: It’s the only kind of bike the USADA can’t stop me from
riding!”
