Potato Skins: Clothing Brand for Couch Potatoes

Recently I wrote a post suggesting that GapFit Motion might be a losing proposition, as there are way more couch potatoes than active people in this country, and I suggested they make a line of clothes specifically marketed for couch potatoes. Well, it just occurred to me that a company could use the whole couch potato thing to their advantage and start a line of clothes called: "Potato Skins". They would be a second skin for couch potatoes, and if you're a couch potato, you'd know they would have your size: XXL, 2XXL, 3XXL, etc., so you'd save time shopping! Plus, it would only be available to buy it online or on a cable TV channel, because they'd know that true couch potatoes never want to get up off of the couch! It would be like what couch potatoes would wear when they get tired of the Snuggie. And naturally, their slogan could be: "Get Your Potato On!" That's Potato Skins Clothiers: Order your "Potato Skins" and "get your potato on" today!