In this ad for Medieval Times, a dinner theater thing, they
really make the ad look like a promo for Game of Thrones. And that’s when it hit me: Once Game of
Thrones is over on HBO, maybe they could
take it around the country for a family dinner theater tour! They could do all
their gory decapitations, dismemberments, graphic rape scenes, etc., but for a
family dinner theater audience! Don’t worry, thanks to shows like Game
of Thrones, pretty soon graphic gore and
rape will be normal family entertainment, so no worries! (Maybe they could have
the jousting lead to hacked off heads and hands and stuff landing on lucky
diner’s plates! Yum! It would be like a GWAR show, and they could recommend that everyone wear a smock, or else maybe they could hand out mega-sized napkins with a hole in the middle for diners to wear like a poncho.)
Here’s the Medieval Times ad I’m referring to:
