I was just writing a joke ad scenario where that guy White
Gold from the milk ads becomes a spokesman for Crest Whitestrips, and then it
hit me: why not get a real rocker to do
it? And who better than Jack White? His last name would be perfect for
endorsing Crest Whitestrips! In fact, Jack White used to be in a band called
The White Stripes, so why not have him say he ended that band so he could set
up his new band, The White Strips, and have him sing about how wonderfully
white his teeth are since he uses Crest Whitestrips? They could show him
playing with his new band The White Strips on a stage that looks like it’s
inside a giant mouth, surrounded by a bunch of giant glowing white teeth. And
then he could say: “Why do you think my name is White? It’s because I use Crest
Whitestrips!”
(BTW: This is just a joke. I seriously doubt Jack White
would ever do something like this.)
