McDonald’s is currently running ads for their under 400
calorie menu where their different menu items express love for each other and
hook up together, but is this such a good idea? I mean, for one thing, all
these foodstuffs are from the same family of menu items, so isn’t that (gasp!) incest? And another thing here is
that when these menu items love each other so much, aren’t they going to hate
us and swear vengeance against us when we eat them? McDonald’s critics are
already suggesting that McDonald’s food is dangerous to eat, so doesn’t that
just give more ammunition to their enemies? And after all, some people have
been badly burned by McDonald’s coffee: was this to get revenge for the
coffee’s eaten loved one? It starts to look that way after this ad campaign,
doesn’t it? And on top of that, when one menu item gets its advances rejected,
it immediately gets the hots for another menu item, which just makes them all
look really fickle and insincere.
Here are the fickle foodstuffs ads:
