Hey, we keep hearing it from Democrats: rich people don’t
spend their money, so they don’t help the economy. So why not create a new kind
of money: money that will dissolve within one year? Spend it or lose it! That
way everyone would have to spend it and it would stimulate the economy! Oh, but
I guess rich people would find someone in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands to
spray the money with some secret formula of preservatives that will make it
last longer, huh? And then every bank and store would have to have a scanner to
detect these substances to catch cheaters. And that would cost a lot. But hey:
that’s more money in the economy to develop all this stuff! So it would work
after all! See? I told you!
Unless someone like Sleeping Beauty saved up a lot and got a
curse put on her or something: then she’d lose everything! And then all kinds
of creeps and perverts would be sneaking in and trying to kiss her “to wake her
up”. (Yeah, right! I’m on to those “princes”! They just want her money, and to
cop a feel!) So maybe we could
exempt Disney princesses for now.
(I could see the government passing something stupid like this: anything to keep from solving real problems!)
(I could see the government passing something stupid like this: anything to keep from solving real problems!)
