We've been seeing it more and more: bears are venturing forth into suburban neighborhoods to forage for food and to attack and consume unsuspecting homeowners. But what to do about this alarming and dangerous new problematic trend? Well, bear invasions are a thing of the past when you use No More Bears Shampoo, from the makers of No More Tears Shampoo.
Simply wash your hair with No More Bears Shampoo, and you're gonna wash those bears right out of your hair and send them on their way! Yes, bears will avoid you completely and attack and eat people you don't even like anyway just as soon as you use No More Bears Shampoo.
So when you want to keep bears away, there's only one sure-fire solution: No More Bears Shampoo.
